Well, have you tried living with just FOUR men in the house? Seven? I think NOT!!
Snow White is the Ogre-Child's Aunt (Prince Charming's sister-in-law). She lives in a sparkling palace with her husband "The Inn Keeper" and three wonderful red-headed dwarves: Sir Lancelot, Jack (and the Beanstalk), and Tom Thumb.
The Inn Keeper is Prince Charming's older brother, which means that Snow White is Ogre-Child's Aunt! And our favorite AUNT at that!!!
Top 10 Reasons we love Aunt Snow White:
- She hates the Wicked Witch as much as I do
- She is hilarious to be around
- She invites us over for no reason at all
- She lets me vent about Prince Charming's not so endearing qualities without judgement
- She has all boys and therefore adores the hell out of Ogre-Child
- She can take care of the Ogre-Child as well as I can
- She drinks Arbor Mist like me
- She thinks my mother is AWESOME!!
- She has awesome parents who invite US for holidays (keep in mind these are my in-laws, in laws)
- She is letting me bring a pink-eye-infested Ogre-Child to her house so Prince Charming & I can enjoy our first night together ALONE this year!!
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2 comments:
Did I ever tell you how much I adore grandchildren.. lots of grandchildren,,,
No... not now... not soon... ask later... or have them yourself!! Or you could adopt! Taking in strays seems to be a habit in our family!! You can't tell me you can't find some STRAY grandkid to spoil!! KIDNAP one!! Geeze! Do I have to teach you everything?
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