Conversation with Prince Charming:
PC: Hey hun, want something new to blog about?
Me: Sure, whatcha got?
PC: I got proposed to!!
Me: WHAT THE FUCK?
Me: No no no no... What the fuck?
PC: Some, doesn't-speak-a-lick-of-English, ugly chick at work is about to have her Visa expire!
PC: I couldn't understand a word she said.
. . .
. . .
Me: Well, is she going to pay you?
PC: (laughing) I dunno, never thought to ask!
Half of me screams "Oh the HELL YOU DID!"
But the other half wonders just how much cash legal citizenship is worth...