Monday, August 18, 2008

Ogre Anatomy Lesson

The Ogre-Child is slowly learning her anatomy. I thought I would share last night lesson with you.

Ogre-Child, where is your nose?

(Yes, she knows how to pick it to)

Ogre-Child, where is your eye?

(She'll be a cyclops when she grows up!)

Ogre-Child, where is your mouth?

(Boogers taste yummy.)

Ogre-Child, show me your tongue?

(Ogre-Spit is an anti-aging agent!)

And for my illiterate readers, a visual clip of the lesson!

Myspace Images @ PimpMyCom

A Real Life Fairy Tale Princess


carrie said...

Doesn't she need the Girls Gone Wild Commercial to show off her boobies??

Anonymous said...

Oh, I think I have the cutest Granddaughter in the whole wild world... and you can tell her
Grandma said that too....

The Real Life Fairy Tale Princess said...

carrie - GGW commercials taught her that one!!

qonml - I know... but I've got the cutest daughter in the whole wide world!!

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