The Ogre-Child is slowly learning her anatomy. I thought I would share last night lesson with you.
Ogre-Child, where is your nose?
(Yes, she knows how to pick it to)
Ogre-Child, where is your eye?
(She'll be a cyclops when she grows up!)
Ogre-Child, where is your mouth?
(Boogers taste yummy.)
Ogre-Child, show me your tongue?
(Ogre-Spit is an anti-aging agent!)
And for my illiterate readers, a visual clip of the lesson!
A Real Life Fairy Tale Princess