Thursday, August 7, 2008

Fuck the Magic Dragon

You didn't think I could be sappy for long did you? If you haven't read it, and don't want to cry, do not read the previous post.

Here's one of the REAL LIFE FAIRY TALES that I promised you all.

**to the music of "Puff the Magic Dragon"**

FUCK the magic dragon lived by the sea
And drank up all the Vegas Bombs
And pissed behind a tree

A Little Group of Loonies loved that
crazy Fuck
And brought their booze and swimming suits
And wallowed in the muck

FUCK the magic dragon lived by the
sea
And drank up all the Vegas Bombs
And pissed behind a tree
FUCK the magic dragon lived by the sea
And drank up all the Vegas Bombs
And pissed behind a tree

Together they all traveled on a
floatie filled with air.
With cigarettes and cocktail drinks they all forgot to care.
Cabana boys and Psychos were laughing when they came.
A pirate fell out of her chair and Fuck forgot her name.
Oh!

FUCK the magic dragon lived by the sea
And drank up all the Vegas Bombs
And pissed behind a tree
FUCK the magic dragon lived by the sea
And drank up all the Vegas Bombs
And pissed behind a tree

The drinks go on for-ever but not so
drunken gals.
Empty shots and popcorn pots make way for sleepy pals
One after another they dropped a sleepy head
And Fuck that mighty dragon she slipped off to her bed.
But Silly drunken dragon had sipped too many drinks.
So as she went to bed she peed, and now my pantleg stinks.
When they woke at morning no one looked too bright
And FUCK that mighty dragon was blamed for the whole sight.
Oh!

FUCK the magic dragon lived by the sea
And drank up all the Vegas Bombs
And pissed behind a tree
FUCK the magic dragon lived by the sea
And drank up all the Vegas Bombs
And pissed .. behind .. a .. tree


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6 comments:

Sunshine said...

You're completely insane. I love it.

Anonymous said...

Fuck the Magic Dragon LOVES IT!! And just one thing, how did I pee on your pant leg when we weren't peeing together. I went first and then you??? Anyway, thanks for blogging about the wonderful night we had!! I will always love to be the piss on your pants!!

The Real Life Fairy Tale Princess said...

Sunshine - I know... it makes me "special".

Fuck - Do I look like Newton or something? I don't know shit about the laws of Physics, I just know that I ended up with piss on my pantleg and you were too drunk to PROVE it wasn't YOURS!!! Thus, I blame you!! I've never pissed on my pantleg before, so you seem to be the variable in the equation! That makes you GUILTY!

Missy Black said...

Next time I will bring piss testers to the party...sheesh...I leave you girls alone for one stinking minute at the party and all hell breaks loose...

Veronica said...

OH my that was a great night. And I have been wondering about that too, since I refused to look I have not been able to understand how exactly you guys pissed on each other....I would have hoped you would have gone to seperate trees..???

Queen of no man's land said...

TWO Freaking farm girls.. you can't take em out in public...you should know that by now.. How hard is it to piss behind a tree,,and not get it on each other's pantlegs..

Vegas bombs or not,, you two should have been able to do that one little thing...

I believe Missy is right.. piss detectors will be there at the next party.. I have them ordered.. paid for out of the piss party funding grant....

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