100 Things

So I'm totally lazy tonight... but bored... so I'm stealing this from bezbe to appease all my internet stalkers!

1. I'm blogging naked (too much? sorry!)
2. I eat yogurt and granola every night
3. I have more stuffed animals than my daughter
4. I've ridden a bucking bull in a rodeo
5. I did NOT last 8 seconds
6. It hurt like hell!
7. I'm an only child
8. I have a sister who is 36 and a brother who is 3!
9. My father's ancestors traveled the Mormon trail with Brigham Young (this is cool even if I'm not Mormon)
10. My mother's ancestors lived in Illinois & Missouri at the time when Mormons were persecuted and Joseph Smith was murdered! (this is also cool and has the potential for soooo much irony!)
11. My great-great-grandfather had 3 wives and 25 children!!
12. I haven't spoken to my Mother's parents since before my daughter was born.
13. They've never held their great-granddaughter because they can't say "I'm sorry"
14. I think my Dad is the coolest man on Earth (sorry Prince Charming!)
15. My Dad is NOT my father... he's way more!
16. I think my Mom is the coolest woman on Earth (sorry ladies... she's got it hands down!)
17. I got a refrigerator box for Christmas when I was 19
18. The only thing I took from my marriage was a couch (and he still bitched about it)
19. I only drink coffee at work
20. I make endless lists and then lose them
21. I find the lists later and can't remember why I made them
22. I sort my crayons by color (and get obsessive if they are out of order)
23. My DVD collection is alphabetized
24. I hate anything grape
25. I had all the She-Ra dolls growing up
26. I took wood shop in Middle School
27. In college, I would skip my morning art class and do the projects in the art lab at 2 am.
28. I've been part of a seance
29. I'm afraid of Ouija boards
30. I've played hide and seek in a cemetary
31. I've drag raced in a funeral procession
32. I used to leave cigarettes at my friend's grave
33. I screamed every cuss word in the book about a substitute teacher and didn't get so much as a detention
34. At lunch I eat black olives with creamy Italian dressing almost every day
35. I've ordered a rum & coke, light on the rum. (I drink for taste and the bartender was serving for SLOSHED!)
36. I've browsed the dictionary for pleasure.
37. Clowns are scary
38. My annual eye exam takes 2 hours (it's Thursday if you wanted to know)
39. I had the same doctor from birth until I was 23
40. I have 1 ovary (and she's very independant and refuses to sync with the Stepford Wives)
41. My medical records say I have colitis and I don't even know what it is!
42. My favorite food is Italian
43. I have no Italian ancestors
44. I have watched Gone With the Wind all the way through... more than once
45. I have seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
46. Sometimes I play country and hip hop back to back
47. I love cartoons
48. I'm scared of dentists
49. I pay for dental insurance
50. I don't have a dentist
51. I hate math
52. I'm a whiz at math
53. I love English class
54. I have terrible grammar
55. I wanted to be a vet when I grew up
56. I majored in Sociology
57. I can draw anything
58. I love antique books
59. I hate canned fruit
60. I hate cooking
61. I can cook
62. I hate when the laundry is folded wrong
63. I fold my towels like motels
64. I collect free samples for when my Mom visits
65. I love decorating for Christmas
66. I'm horrible about remembering birthdays
67. I'd love to be a foster parent someday
68. I'd love to do interior design
69. Or web page design
70. I can sing (or so I've been told)
71. I can make oragami cranes
72. I still talk to 3 ex boyfriends on Myspace
73. I'm a procrastinator
74. I can say my ABC's backwards... for real... really fast if you want!
75. I can't dance
76. I can program a VCR and hook up a surround sound
77. I got a horse for Easter!
78. I took hunter safety
79. I can't say 'polypropaline' (okay, I can, but it takes about 3 tries to get it right!)
80. After my Senior prom we stopped and washed our clothes in a laundry mat
81. The laundry mat had a huge picture window
82. It was one a main street in town
83. I once bought hair dye in Walmart, then drove to Shopko and dyed my hair in their bathroom, then drove to a gas station and washed the dye out in their water hose.
84. In college, I went shopping with hair dye in my hair. When my roommate realized we'd been out too long, she drug me into the nearest salon and begged to use their sink before she fried my hair.
85. I've been carded 3 times in one cigarette!
86. I put cocoa mix in my morning coffee
87. I used to deliver coffee and Stephen King novels to my friend every morning she was suspended from school.
88. I went to Chicago with NO PARENTS when I was 16!
89. I've gone grocery shopping in a bath robe and bunny slippers at 2 AM
90. I screamed "I was born with a WANG but I never had a NUT SACK!" while walking down the halls of my dorm (it's the lyrics to a song!)
91. I've slept on a polar bear hide
92. I dated a guy who wore more make up than me
93. I've trained a dog to climb a ladder
94. I played a terrorist in my High School play (they could never act out 'Softy' in this day and age)
95. I've eaten horse meat
96. I want my daughter to do some bad things just to drive Prince Charming's Mother nuts
97. Beer gives me a headache
98. I don't want to vote this year because I don't like either candidate
99. I think used to take pictures of my daughter every day
100. My daughter has 3 real cell phones and a dozen toy ones.

If you really read through all of these, you SOOO are more bored than I am!! Leave me a comment to PROVE you read them and I'll make you an award when I get some free time. I might not get them done tomorrow, but at least by Thursday!

Have a great tomorrow!! I'm off to bed (I hope)