1)What color is your toothbrush
white & teal
2)What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
talking with a friend and watching our daughters play
3)What is your favorite candy bar?
4)Have you ever been to a strip club?
5)What is the last thing you said aloud
No, I don't want to hold you
6)What is the best ice cream flavor?
Ben & Jerry's Half Baked
7)What was the last thing you had to drink?
8)What are you wearing right now?
Red dress and red/black striped tights (part of my Halloween costume)
9)What was the last thing you ate?
Raisen & Spice Oatmeal
10)Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Does the red Halloween cape count?
11)When was the last time you ran?
Last night when I was racing my cart through the WalMart parking lot to entertain the Ogre Child.
12)Who was the last person to send you a message or comment to?
Brenda - It was her birthday and I had to tell her I miss her like a junkie misses his next hit!!
13)Do you take vitamins daily?
Yes... two Flintstones if you must know
14) Do you go to church every Sunday?
Never... Going to church makes you no more a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car!
15)Do you have a tan?
HAHAHAHAHA! My skin color is.... transparent!
16)Do you like Chinese food over pizza?
I love Chinese. I love pizza. I prefer Chinese instead of pizza. If you put Chinese OVER your pizza you will go to HELL!! That's gross!!
17)Do you drink your soda with a straw?
If there is ice in it I do...otherwise no.
18)What did your last text message say?
Just a reminder that tomorrow is "Hug a Retard Day." So don't freak out like you did last year. Nobody is trying to take your fucking helmet.
19)Are you someones best friend?
Of course... am I not YOUR best friend? I better be!!
20)What are you doing tomorrow?
Working... but don't remind me.
21)Where is your dad?
Hold on... let me put on my psychic mind reading cap... that's right... he's sitting in front of the television... on the coach... with the dog... watching a 1950's Western... in 30 minutes he'll fall asleep with a death grip on the remote.
22)Look to your left, what do you see?
>On the book shelf... English lesson plans, Notebooks, Scraps of paper, A box of reciepts, baby wipes, books, magazines, mail, lotion, a candle, CD's, chocolate, video games, pictures, a coffee cup, a stuffed bear, an air freshener, a puzzle, a police scanner, teddy grahams, a thermometer, lighters, a water fountain... much much more... Yes, the bookshelf needs cleaned.
23)What color is your watch?
Hate watches. Have one somewhere, no idea what color it is.
24)Do you use chapstick?
Yes, I like the oil roller ones... can't remember what their called.
25)What is your birthstone
Garnet. Any man who can't buy me jewelry is CHEAP because I have the cheapest birthstone on the planet. If you buy me a FAKE garnet.. I'll trow it at you!
28)Last guy you talked on the phone with?
Prince Charming... before I headed home last night.
29)Last girl you talked on the phone with?
Fairy Godmother... after shopping with Snow White last night.
30)Any plans today?
Clean... relax... clean... bathe... sleep
31)Do you dye your hair?
Sometimes. Not often anymore.
32)Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
My daughter insists on pouring her milk out of her sippy into any container she can find.
33)Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Sober and drunk... can't you?
34)Do you have a maid service clean your house?
35)Are you jealous of anyone!
Nope... okay... maybe Bill Gates... but not really!
36)Do you love anyone?
Of course... the list is huge!
37)Do any of your friends have children?
Most of them have children
38)Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Hate? Does the ex-idiot count? Just him... I think.
39)Do you use the word hello daily?
40)Do you like cats?
Sort of... but I prefer dogs
41)Have you ever been to Six Flags?
42)How did you get your worst scar?
Abdomenal surgery... looks like I've had a C-section!
43)How old was your mom when you were born?
44)What is your favorite smell?
Rain and alfalfa
45)What was the last dvd you watched?
The Brave One
46)Do you like sudoku?
47)Have you ever been to Disney World?
48)What is your favorite number?
49)Do you toast your Pop Tarts?
Yes... then I smother them in butter and eat them with a fork!
48) Have you ever waited tables?
Yes... don't remind me.
51)Do you vote?
Yes... but I'm questioning the act this year.
52)Do you believe in reincarnation?
Maybe... the afterlife is one of the theological mysteries to me.
53)What is your zodiac sign?
54)Do you work out?
Sometimes, not as much as I should
55)Are you/do you want to be married?
Been there, done that, might do it again someday.
56)Do you remember the "Pepsi wave"?
57)Do you like clowns?
58)What is your favorite animal(s)?
59)Do you have/want children?
Have one... great birth control :)
60)Do you enjoy wasting time online?
More than I should.
Daisy the Puppy
3 months ago