Have I done this one before?

"Mirror mirror on the door

Have I done this meme before?"

Well... the mirror might need to be taped back together is giving me the silent treatment. So if I have... it really doesn't matter because it'll be different today than any other time. You know me and my short attention span and my wide spectrum of interests!

So here goes the Meme (as seen today!)

1. Were you named after anyone?

Yeppers! I was named after the 11th letter in the alphabet! Don't believe me? Just ask the 10th letter... she suggested it. Much better name than what the 18th letter suggested!

2. When was the last time you cried?

Did you read the previous post? YESTERDAY! Okay, in my defense it wasn't really an outright CRY. It was more like a muffled scream LEAK! But yeah, there was a drip and I earned it!

3. Do you like your handwriting?

Why yes! I think this font is lovely!

4. What is your favorite lunch meat?

Salami. gag Okay... so it WAS my favorite before I O.D'ed on Salami sandwiches in the first 3 months I was pregnant with the O.C. Come to think of it... I don't really like lunch meat any more. Or Burger King (staple of my second trimester!) That might be the reason I packed on 48 several pounds while PG.

5. Do you have kids?

No! I have one toddling terrorist. But I'm convinced that Prince Charming must have cheated on me. If it weren't for the overwhelming evidence like the fact that my liver is now located to the left of my lung I might be able to believe she was someone else's kid

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6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

Instinctively I'd say "NO!" I'm not mean, spiteful, dramatic, or otherwise a bad friend. But I'm definitely WACKO! So, yeah... as soon as I'm done with this, I think I'll go reassess my friends because it just became evident to me that they are a bunch of WEIRDOS too!!

7. Do you use sarcasm?

I once tried not to say anything that was sarcastic. However, I learned I can't hold my breath for very long. After I regained consciousness, I decided there was nothing wrong with a healthy dose of sarcasm!

8. Do you still have your tonsils?

Well, I don't have a mirror handy but the Doctor's never told me I should fine a theft report so I have to assume they're still in there.

9. Would you bungee jump?

No. But I would greatly enjoy watching a few people try it with ropes that were about 10 feet too long!

10. What is your favorite cereal?

Honey-Nut Donut Seeds!!

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

That would be awkward! I'd look pretty silly trying to untie my flip flops, high heels, mules, clogs, crocs, and otherwise laceless shoes! Here's a better question... do shoes with laces feel superior to other shoes for the extra attention?

What happened to #12?

He was standing too close to #13! Very unlucky!

13. What is your favorite ice cream?

Ben & Jerry's Half Baked! brings back fond memories of burning the marijuana in the pastures Because who doesn't love pasting pint size cartons of ice cream, cookie dough and fudge brownie to the cheeks of their ass?

14. What is the first thing you notice about people?

Whether or not they are wearing clothes! Intelligence and Sense of Humor. I promise if you've ever spoke to me that I can tell in 60 second whether or not you have some type of intelligent thought process in your brain or whether you're a mindless clone of social expectations. I can also tell if you have any type of funny bone in your skeletal system. How do I know so quickly? If you're an ignorant amoeba, 60 seconds is plenty of time for me to say something that pisses you off. If you don't like my sense of humor, within 60 seconds you will either look at me like I've grown another head or you'll storm off mad!

15. Red or pink?

Have you talked to your doctor about this? It might be serious!

16. What is the least favorite thing about yourself?

My biological father.I'm pretty content with who I am. If I had to choose one thing, I'd say my boobs teeth.

17. Who do you miss the most?

Mom & Dad of course! 3 more days until we see them again!

18. Do you want everyone to complete this list?

Only if they're up to wasting some time and making me giggle!

19. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?

For the next 15 minutes and 32 seconds I'll be wearing grey slacks and invisible shoes. After that I'm stripping naked I'm putting on my pajamas.

How many times do I have to tell these numbers to stay away from that #13. She's a bad seed!!

21. What are you listening to right now?

"Rocking Into the Night" by .38 Special with background accompaniment brought to you by Over the Hedge from the O.C.'s bedroom.

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

Take the whole box and microwave it!

23. Favorite smells?

Alfalfa and fresh rain. Is there such a smell as "unfresh rain"?

24. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

The Queen

25. Do you like the person who sent this to you?

Well, since she commented on my post and she doesn't seem to fall into the categories of Ignorant or Humorless... I'd have to say yes!

26. Favorite sports to watch?

You know that channel with the Japanese host and the translated commentary where they try to get through the obstacle course? Yeah!! LOVE IT!

27. Hair color?

Reddish blond.

27b. Colors it HAS been?

Black, Blackish-purple, Blackish-blue, Glow-in-the-dark green (you should know the glow-in-the-dark gel inside toys and badges smells very bad and cannot be easily washed out of your hair!)every shade of Blond, Hunter Orange, every shade of Red/Burgundy, and Hot Pink!

27c. Places you have died your hair!

*While cruisin' the strip *While shopping *In a department store bathroom *a Gas Station *a Hair Salon (duh right? WRONG! Let me explain. I did NOT hire them to dye my hair. I walked into their salon with a dye job already in the process and asked to use their sink because I was overdue for a rinse!)

28. Eye color?

Genetically Dominant Blue (look it up, blue is a recessive gene yet I have 5 blue-eyed siblings from 5 different dark-eyed mothers!)

29. Do you wear contacts?

When I'm in the mood to stab my eyes out with rusty nails put them in. But generally no.

30. Favorite food?

1/2-gallon of my Mom's goulash. Anything less than 1/2-gallon and it's just not worth sparking my appetite!

31. Scary movies or happy endings?

Apples and Oranges!! GEEZE!! A happy movie should end happy! A scary movie should end scary! And I don't mean the "grabs the ankle from the grave" make-me-yawn suspenseful scary! I mean, "you think they got away from the bad guys until the motorcycle stops on a well- lit highway and you realize they drove into a thin wire at 50MPH!" Yep! I'm a sicko!

32. Last movie you watched?

Haunting in Connecticut... and in my opinion... not that scary!

33. What color shirt are you wearing?

Grey with a yellow tartan print on it. Another $4.99 special at SEARS!

34. Summer or winter?

SUMMER! How dare you use such a horribly "W-word" in my presence!! You are officially off my Fav-5!!

35. Hugs or kisses?

Hugs... and for a very good reason. You can still hug a two-year old who has just munched down on a handful of OREOS!

OMG!! They got the #36 too!!! The HUMANITY!!

37. Most likely to respond?

The Queen

38. Least likely to respond?

The Queen

(I'd say my odds are 50/50 on this one!)

39. What book are you reading now?

Ahhh... now you're going to make me get up because I don't know the title. Honestly, I've had it for a week and haven't started it yet! It's called Secret Vampire by L.J. Smith.

40. What is on your mouse pad?

The name of my cable company! It's the only service they've offered that never malfunctions!

41. What did you watch on t.v. last night?

Scrubs

42. Favorite sounds?

Silence... I think... It's been so long I don't really remember!

43. Rolling Stones or Beatles?

Ummm... I'm gonna say... PURPLE!! Wrong genre, wrong generation!

44. What is the farthest you've been away from home?

Sandy beaches, somewhere in the Caribbean, with turquoise water and beautiful Cabana boys serving perfect cocktails. But then I woke up!!

45. Do you have a special talent?

Several... but currently, I'm more impressed with your attention span. If you're still reading you deserve an award!!

46 Where were you born?

I don't know because my space ship was destroyed in the crash! And The Queen couldn't afford didn't find a refrigerator box until I was 20.

47. Whose answers are you looking forward to getting back?

Whomever can make me laugh! Or is that "whoever"? Reason #327 why I can't teach English!

48. How did you meet your spouse/significant other?

Carpooling to work!