Friday, July 25, 2008

Disney Oversite #1

I don't care how pretty she is, how much makeup they put on her, or how great her compassion and personality are - no fairy tale princess is immune to the effects of Mother Nature on the female body. Disney fails to show you what Princess Belle looks like the first day of the month when her legs ache, her back feels like someone's trying to rip her spine out and there's still an Ogre-Child to feed, dress, bathe, and otherwise tend to.

So currently, Prince Charming is cowering in the corner while the Ogre-Child shoves crayons up her nose because The Real Life Fairy Tale Princess is cursing the Wicked Sorceress who made her born a female. Two Super-Potion Tylenol from now, I might gather enough ambition to brush my teeth.

In the mean time, I'm going to wallow in my own self-pity. Tonight, the Ogre-Child can probably do anything she wants. As long as she doesn't try to drown herself in the toilet bowl, I probably won't jump up to stop her.

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A Real Life Fairy Tale Princess

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