So currently, Prince Charming is cowering in the corner while the Ogre-Child shoves crayons up her nose because The Real Life Fairy Tale Princess is cursing the Wicked Sorceress who made her born a female. Two Super-Potion Tylenol from now, I might gather enough ambition to brush my teeth.
In the mean time, I'm going to wallow in my own self-pity. Tonight, the Ogre-Child can probably do anything she wants. As long as she doesn't try to drown herself in the toilet bowl, I probably won't jump up to stop her.