Well that's just not right!!
Some people really deserve a name or two!
You know... the rat bastard cousin who thinks that since she is an all knowing sophomore in high school she can tell you that you morals are squewed and you are a horrible parent.
Or the stubborn jackass of a grandfather who thought it would be okay to blow my family off and I'd just smile and play nice about it.
Or the craptastic piece of shit Uncle who thought it was perfectly acceptable to drive around on my father's plates and insurance while my Dad thought his vehicle was being repaired by another Uncle.
What about the worthless idiot who cannot park in a parking lot unless there are large neon markers indicating exactly how far from another vehicle you need to park in order to permit space for a vehicle between you.
And there's always the brain dead ignorant bobbleheads at the cable company who think after two months of my cable popping in and out, a dozen service calls in that time, and two no shows on their part, that I'm going to be okay with them raising my monthly rates $5 a month!
As I was saying... some people really do deserve a little name calling. It's the only thing that makes them closely resemble humans.
But in honor of No Name Calling Week... I'll try to refrain from calling anyone names... I personally think I'm off to a good start!
Hey... You! I don't want to call you a name so I'll just offer you a friendly suggestion. Try taking the dick out of your ear for two seconds and maybe you'll be able to hear me when I say, "Pass me the salt please!"