Fuck the Magic Dragon

You didn't think I could be sappy for long did you? If you haven't read it, and don't want to cry, do not read the previous post.

Here's one of the REAL LIFE FAIRY TALES that I promised you all.

**to the music of "Puff the Magic Dragon"**

FUCK the magic dragon lived by the sea
And drank up all the Vegas Bombs
And pissed behind a tree

A Little Group of Loonies loved that
crazy Fuck
And brought their booze and swimming suits
And wallowed in the muck

FUCK the magic dragon lived by the
sea
And drank up all the Vegas Bombs
And pissed behind a tree
FUCK the magic dragon lived by the sea
And drank up all the Vegas Bombs
And pissed behind a tree

Together they all traveled on a
floatie filled with air.
With cigarettes and cocktail drinks they all forgot to care.
Cabana boys and Psychos were laughing when they came.
A pirate fell out of her chair and Fuck forgot her name.
Oh!

FUCK the magic dragon lived by the sea
And drank up all the Vegas Bombs
And pissed behind a tree
FUCK the magic dragon lived by the sea
And drank up all the Vegas Bombs
And pissed behind a tree

The drinks go on for-ever but not so
drunken gals.
Empty shots and popcorn pots make way for sleepy pals
One after another they dropped a sleepy head
And Fuck that mighty dragon she slipped off to her bed.
But Silly drunken dragon had sipped too many drinks.
So as she went to bed she peed, and now my pantleg stinks.
When they woke at morning no one looked too bright
And FUCK that mighty dragon was blamed for the whole sight.
Oh!

FUCK the magic dragon lived by the sea
And drank up all the Vegas Bombs
And pissed behind a tree
FUCK the magic dragon lived by the sea
And drank up all the Vegas Bombs
And pissed .. behind .. a .. tree

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